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Just a bunch of quotes I like (or like to dislike); Thrown out in random order. Will be updated as I remember or hear new ones. |
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You better
cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. ~Yogi Berra, Baseball Legend Pork fat rules! ~Emeril Lagasse, Master chef, mediocre comic Imagine having to take the Number 7 train to the ballpark next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of prison for the fourth time right next to some 20 year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing. ~John Rocker, Hard throwing left hander, Dumb SOB Speaking about New York City baseball fans Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. ~Joe Theisman, Quarterback, Sports announcer, Aspiring rocket scientist Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. ~David Hackworth, Retired army colonel, Author, Patriot Democrats piss me off!! (audio quote) ~Eric Cartman, 4th grader, Philosopher, Patriot What good fortune for those in power that people do not think. ~Adolf Hitler, Madman, Mass Murderer Well he walks so tall to be so small
~Collins, Rossington, VanZant; Lynryd Skynyrd Southern Rock Legends From the song "Cry for the Bad Man" Only by going alone in silence, without baggage, can one truly get into the heart of the wilderness. All other travel is mere dust and hotels and baggage and chatter. ~John Muir Conservationist, widely considered "The Father of Our National Parks"
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Always walk
a mile in someone's shoes before criticizing them. That way, when
the criticizing begins you're a mile away and you have their shoes. ~Author Unknown Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Comedic Legend The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. ~A.K. Best Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. ~Author Unknown Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. ~Chuck Clark A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit. ~US Army's Magazine of Preventive Maintenance If you're not a liberal at 20, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative at 40, you have no brain. ~Winston Churchill, British Prime Minister, Author A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life ~Muhammad Ali, Boxing legend
Most people are born liberal. About 50% of these cases are cured simply by the individual growing up, getting a job and paying taxes. Unfortunately, the other half are terminal. ~Mike Lee, Prison Guard, Redneck, Patriot (adaptation of Ann Coulter text) The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. ~Albert Einstein
~Author Unknown
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I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't
get my wife to go swimming. ~Jimmy Carter, Great Humanitarian, Lousy President Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.... ~Ronald Reagan, The great communicator I can spend your money better than you can ~William Jefferson Clinton, President, Playboy (unverified but believable) I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating ~Jim Finks, New Orleans Saints G.M., when asked after a loss what he thought of the refs I believe that
forgiving them is God's function. Our job is simply to arrange the ~Unknown; Possibly Norman Schwartzkopf On the subject of forgiving terrorists. Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin, Founding father, Inventor, Patriot I'm eating the cows. But I'm just one man! ~Ron White, Top notch comedian, Redneck When asked what he was doing about global warming Hey Mike! We got blood! Kevin Quadro, Prison guard, Playboy, High School sophomore Spoken seconds after seeing an inmate with severe puncture wounds to neck. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? ~George Carlin Comedic genius, Old Fogy Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken. ~Unknown presumed deceased
Suppose you were an
idiot ... And suppose you were a member of Congress...
But I repeat myself.
~Mark Twain
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