Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton.
A
pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.
People Do Not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ... even your heart!
Only 7% of the population are lefties.
40
people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
Babies are born without knee caps They don't appear until they are 2-6 years
old.
The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
The average housefly lives for one month.
40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
A
coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
A
'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
I
don't have a solution but I admire your problem.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
The
main reason
Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
A
bus station is where a bus stops
A train station is where a train stops
On my desk I have a work station.....
I
went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
I
think everyone has a photographic memory: its just that some of us are out of
film.
If
the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Do
they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Is
it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If
a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If
a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman
around to hear him, is he still wrong?
If
someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
I
must always remember that I am unique... Just like everyone else.
Special thanks to Beth Kelly for the
email that inspired this page. The original author(s) is/are unknown.
Few if any of the factoids above have been verified. Your mileage may
vary, no warranties expressed or implied, yadda, yadda, yadda...
Random Thoughts,Facts and Musings
